#except its not

[treatop]

“You’ve gotten your heart broken too?”

[stylethe8]

art cr. to @ daunart on tumblr

!!SPOILERS AHEAD!!

be warned for the next ones (but if you haven't finished reading the books yet what are you doing in the tags, huh? 🧐)

dark rise / dark heir incorrect quotes

this is part 2 of my other post

just let me have this ok i need some fun in my veins after dark heir...

[xxloone]

Not TDP, but I thought I’d introduce yall to the newest addition on the ranch…

This is Wayne btw 🌝

Yes, I know it’s not TDP yet it’s still in the tags.

But like.

My people must see Wayne.

CRITICAL INFO‼️‼️

[acequinz]

The audacity of a post from anti lxc tag to show up on my feed. ( I didn't mute it cause I didn't know the tag existed, corrected my mistake damn)

Like begone!!! Nothing these people can say will ever make me hate you lxc. You are too loving for the world (sometimes quite literally) I will whisk you away into the sunset with me.

My babygirl, you have never done anything wrong ever. I love you so much never don't listen to other ugly people who could never understand your oldest sibling from doomed parents plight.

I get you though and I love you!!!

[sugar3chaos]

HIIIIII tumblr!! I’m here to feed the Candyman enjoyers (with a barely satiating snack but whatever)

[hopeischord]

Turned 19, still don't use tumblr much. So, have a work in progress of Valentines Kunikida cause that man needs some love. (Massive Kunikida fan here)

Probably won't upload here once it's done but, ayo.

[inkandorchids]

does anyone else feel like advertising is going to be The Thing that sends you over the edge for good

[blueberry-ink-93]

miscellaneous

[deardollia]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[outfoxt]

what if there was a secret fucked up third temperature system (not kelvin) that was like fahrenheit except 32 = 0. and all the degree increments are the same except every is shifted 32 places

[tollingbells77]

ALMOST forgot to post this got all distracted by other junk

[stylethe8]

dark heir but it's incorrect quotes

my contribution to the fandom

i'm 34% into the book pls save me

part 2 is here!

[lab-trash]

I still think about that car commercial for international women's day, about a car for men, by men, which basically meant it sucked because women invented a lot of things in a car that are like. Not technically needed for its use, but for its practicality, like windshield wipers and (I believe) air conditioning. I think it was Ford, but I'm not sure. Anyway, I love that commercial.

[rathockey]

once again doing a bad job of going to bed at a reasonable hour

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[chenfordswopez]

Man legit cheated on his beard with Del Monte, got slit in the wrists by Rosalind, went back to fucking Del Monte when he got better, began looking at houses to scare Lucy off because he didn’t want to be the dumpee, threw a fake tantrum when he got dumped for Tim Bradford, then fucked Del Monte again in the elevator 15 minutes later.

My pathetic blorbo meow meow Chris Sanford everybody.